a non-Testosterone filled entry

Disclaimer:
I have no idea what is the antonym of Testosterone at all.
Call me 'limited-vocab',I take that.
Blah.

I am not against guys. Just trying to blah my 2 cents worth.
Personally I have some guy friends who are really great so they may not belong to your typical guy down the streets.
But again...
Who knows?

Hehz.




I dunno how God makes man with so many flaws - inside out.
I mean...isnt God perfect? Oh darn,I shouldnt even have to question that.

Before all guys come blahing on me,telling me gals aint princesses either,well shudap.

I had enough of all those stupid guys succumbing down the skirts of gals.

Pretty hair = babe.
Pretty face = babe.
Pretty legs = babe.
Big boobies= babe.
Sexy smile/voice=babe.

Hey!I have no issues with guys loving babes?
Infact who don't love beautiful things?
Gals love cute and good looking guys too...for a minute or so.

Of cos' I'm ruling out those stupid young (and maybe old) gals who scream and then faint for their so called pretty faces like F4 and what have you. (yea,I'm outdated)

Presenting this week 8 days magazine is none other than 95% of Singaporean guys' all times favourite (in any corner of their pea brain) was Fiona Xie.

Yawn.
-_-

I can almost be sure that if the cover of FHM magazine is like the noe Quan Yifeng(whom recently undergoes a 'reverse' surgery),the sales could went from hero to zero.

WhatI'm trying to say after all is...

Other than the testorone brain soak cretins that most men can be,they are really but your amoebas going for nothing but facade.
Say can they all love Fiona Xie or have Angelina Jolie as their bed fantasies partner if they are disfigured or really your plain janes BUT smart women?

Saying all these,I have nothing against Fiona Xie and Angelina Jolie and Quan Yifeng.
I am merely using their big names as my tools.

Ok putting celebrities aside,we talk about your regular babes who aint popular by some TV works or whatever but pure adoration and admiration by guys because of LOOKS.

Sigh.

Do you have a belle in your school previously?
The school/class belle?
She dont even need to have the best grades or the most wonderful personality but she IS the one that commanded the hearts and blinded the eyes of those MORTALS!

(Haha..Now that I recalled Marc always called us mortals cos' we cant eat half as much as he can.)

Guys,if they can,would literally and perhaps technically do everything that they can just to win a look from that babe.
Oh~I dun have to make the whole situation that comical but sometimes I do find guys that stupid.

Once she's a babe,almost everything is forgivable.
But when she's a babe that you can't over-powered,she becomes a bitch?
And when she's a babe that you easily commands, she is a bimbo.

And above that all, when she whom you cant over-power or commands is just a regular looking gal, she is ...oh blah~who cares that much?

Huh?



Fuck you all,cretins!


Then we talk about say maybe one of the first website that most Singaporean guys associated with, SG girls forum or website..Whatever it is.

Fuck!

I have no idea how does that girls really look like inside but I can be assured that they are just a notch or two higher than the plain janes.
Maybe they are slimmer and all knows the sluts' poses.
But still they are popular cos' guys love patronising them visiting that forum and glue their eyes to their picures.

I dunno what is the big deal of being physically pretty.

Hey,I'm not doing empty talks.

I don't gush over pretty boys (anymore) and if they can't prove to me that their skulls contain any sign of brains, they can jolly well F outta my sight.
Especially those with looks and no brains/personality.

I think gals gushing over cute and handsome guys is just a phase.
We will soon outgrew that and long for someone who can shine.
We dont need Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom lookalike at all.
Of cos' we dont necessarily welcome a gollum like creature.
But sure if that gollum like creature is a sweet thing, I guess it IS possible for us to accept eventually.

But I think guys gushing over sexy and pretty gals is an on-going phase.
I doubt that they can ever stop fantasizing someone of Barbie's figure and long legs till they are 6 feet under.(and then maybe never.)



Oh well..my 30 minutes worth of rants.

Blah,blah,blah!



Disclaimer2:

I know,I know.
This entry is not directed at 100% of the guys and gals' populations.
There are always exceptional.

2 cents worth,why bother huh?